Totally off topic for this blog, I was skimming through the U.S. news at Google, when I came upon this headline:
Grocery worker hid $1,200 worth of meat in pants, police say
The CBSNews article then starts:
CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. – A New York supermarket employee is accused of leaving the store with $1,200 worth of meat hidden in his pants.
Let your imaginations run wild with that. It’s magically funny.
Is that a cow in your pocket, or are you…?
Short article here.